The year is 2014, the place: Western Australia. Shark attacks are at an all time high, with 2.3 DEATHS OCCURRING YEARLY. Only one hope remains for the human race to survive this onslaught... we take the FIGHT TO THE SHARKS. Kill EVERY LAST ONE, for the SAFETY OF AUSTRALIA!
...but actually, this game was made in protest of the shark killings off our coasts. I tried to imagine what kind of insane fantasy world you'd have to be living in to think murdering these innocent creatures was a good idea, and this was it. I tried to make this game as ridiculous as I find the policy. Please stop slaughtering sharks you batshit crazy politicians, sincerely Adam Carr